OMGGGG. THIS IS SOO EPIC. WRITTEN BY TYX AND ME(;

WHEREFORE ART THOU, GEOMETRY,
IF THOU HAD NOT BEEN MATH,
WE COULD HAVE BEEN HAPPY TGT!

geometry您在哪？
如果你不是数学，
我们能够一起开心（：
但既然你是，我就会把你吃掉
你现在就在我肚子里
哎呀，您想！
如果您不是数学，
你还结婚呢！给我呀！
不用，在 我的肚子里也是很好啊!
但是，我刚好有肚子痛，必须立刻赶到马桶大便，
你也随着它们进去马桶了。
没有了我的温暖，
你是否很伤心？
那他在你的肚子里还是我的？
都不是，
在马桶里了。
哦
真伤心！
不要担心宝贝，妈妈在这儿
我哪会担心？
geometry, 您带给我许多烦恼
没有了你，我感到无比的快乐
真的吗？
好吧我就把他杀了！
亲爱的母亲，
它早就死了,
被马桶里无情的浪冲走了，
再也不会回来了。
哦？那就最好了！来妈妈带你到乌节路去购物吧
母亲，我决定了，
我放弃了，
不要再等他了，
妈妈会支持你的（：
还是随着你到乌节路吧，
去找新的男朋友。

Credits to TYX for the BRILLIANT idea. LOVE YOU

Hellos! I think this must be like the deadest blog ever so i am here to brighten it with my sparkle and shine.
OKAY FIRST,
Tammy asked me to blog about my dream life. Take note that this is also the fatty who's trying to use wireless@SG and failing hopelessly and threatening to sit on me if this continues. She was also eaten by Jeffjeff yesterday.

K my dream life. Well obviously i want to be rich and married with kids of course. Nice ppl (: And then Tammy can come and try to sit on me and the hubby shall poke her and out she goes :D
OH and i want early retirement. Sponsors please :D
And i shall stomp on everyone with my wonderful ex heels. If i ever learn to walk in them.
Okay i can't think of anything more i want except maybe to win a billion dollars which is highly unlikely. Oh yes and i shall buy ipod touches for all the kiddies. Because they dominate the world. And we shall communicate through all the free texts.
OH YES AND BY THEN I HOPE THAT THE ENTIRE WORLD SHALL BE WI-FI-ED and i can use it everywhere.


K secondly, Jenn suggested blogging about Thailand. Well of course i can't remember anything about Thailand so i'm just going to plagiarize all of Jenn's letters for what i did (12 of them)

Okay Day 1.
The taxi ride from the airport was almost as long as the flight from Singapore. And my mother tried to pose me off as 12 for a discount on breakfast (failure)
And then there was also this announcement at the airport in Thai which we all totally didn't understand and decided to have fun interpreting.

Uncle Rick: We are the world. (:
Me: Please eat the wok. ._.
Mum: Pee after work.

In the end we actually realized it was an announcement meant to indicate that the travellator was coming to an end. Then we went to Platinium and bought Mickey Mouse and Stitch ball point pens! Sad that they didn't have the original disney cuties pen i bought in June. And this super weird souvenir for SG which has totally nothing to do with Thailand but is kind of cute.

Day 2
Got totally pissed off with my phone which kept making overseas calls to ppl. Yes super waste $. It called Jenn 28 times. Kay so we went to Chatuchak. Wasn't much even though i know most ppl find it very interesting. But i was sleepy =.= and went to Siam Paragon. Okayy prices were really high. And then we decided to walk over to Central World and beat a taxi there cos the traffic was seriously heavy like it always is.

Day 3
Winter in Thailand is damn cold. Boring Day. Sat around watching cartoons. Had a few mishaps in the shower. Went for a massage and it was so shiok. But after that when we wanted to go for dinner most of the restaurants were already closed. So we went for mcdonalds yay! And i crashed into a lamppost.

Day 4
Decided to conquer all 6 floors of Platinium Shopping Mall. Someone got the brilliant idea that we should start from the top and work our way down and two and a half hours later we were lugging 6 bags of stuff on the FIFTH floor. We skipped the 6th because it was the food court. We also skipped the other four. Wow. Then went to Central World for lunch. In the lift my mother stepped on my toe and SAID ouch. I was like ._.

Day 5
Not productive. Last night in Thailand. Sat in the hotel watching cartoons.

OKAY IM DONE!



okayyyy. what's your problem now?

QUOTED FROM TAMMY YEO XI AKA JEFFREY'S BREAKFAST:

Tyx(: says (12:23 AM):
Flames to dust lovers to friends
Why do all yood thinga cone to an end

It's ok tyx we understand the itouch keyboard is crazy small.

OBESE JEFFREY ATE TOO MUCH TAMMY FOR BREAKFAST.

Today Tammy got a new pet! It's a not-so-sexy dinosaur named Jeffrey. Its breed is, for some reason, our form teacher C.L. who (coincidentally) also turns out to be Tammy's deceased kangaroo, who choked on her ipod and died a slow and painful death just like Tammy did.




















This is Jeffrey.




btw,

Tammy :] says (10:29 PM):
WHAT TO DO WHEN UR BORED
100. TALK TO SHUMIN

This is obviously because whenever ppl talk to me they are always very entertained so there's no need for them to get bored. bye

It's minnie moose's birthday! she's another year older! one year closer to  heaven!(: hahaha. its ok we hvnt got any presents for you(: jk.

Let's shut the door with a bang,
End on a high note,
Forget about it.

Sure, I could hold on forever,
But you aren't worth the effort.